Boring Business Acquisition™
$2500.00
Out of stock
Buy Cash-Flow. Not Chaos.
A Done-with-You Acquisition Advisory for operators who want predictable income, control, and long-term equity—without startups, hype, or VC nonsense.
This is not business brokerage.
This is not a course.
This is not motivational fluff.
This is structured execution for buying a boring, profitable business correctly.
🎯 WHO THIS IS FOR
This offer is built for:
Operators tired of trading time for money
High-income W-2 professionals planning an exit
Business owners who want cash flow first, not ego plays
Veterans, executives, and disciplined builders
Buyers targeting $250k–$2M purchase price businesses
Industries we focus on:
Home services
B2B services
Compliance-driven services
Local monopolies
Low-tech, high-friction businesses
Owner-operator dependent businesses that can be systematized
🧱 THE CORE PROMISE
Within 90–180 days, you will either:
Close on a boring, cash-flowing business
ORWalk away from bad deals with clarity, confidence, and zero regret
The win is not “buying something.”
The win is not buying the wrong thing.
🧠 WHAT MAKES THIS HIGH VALUE
This program blends:
Acquisition strategy
Financial diligence
Risk control
Operational reality
Leadership transition
Tech + process cleanup
Owner replacement planning
Most acquisition programs stop at the LOI.
This one starts there.
🔑 PROGRAM STRUCTURE
Phase 1 — Buyer Readiness & Filters (Weeks 1–2)
You will:
Define your boring business thesis
Set non-negotiable deal criteria
Establish walk-away rules
Build your “no bullshit” deal scorecard
Identify funding lanes (SBA, seller financing, hybrid)
Outcome:
You stop chasing shiny garbage.
Phase 2 — Deal Sourcing & Screening (Weeks 3–8)
You get:
Broker vs off-market strategy
Outreach scripts & positioning
Deal intake framework
Rapid screening model (kill bad deals fast)
Red flag identification before diligence costs money
Outcome:
You see patterns brokers hope you won’t.
Phase 3 — Diligence That Actually Matters (Weeks 9–14)
We focus on:
Cash flow truth (not tax fiction)
Customer concentration risk
Owner dependency traps
Operational fragility
Tech debt & process rot
People risk (the real killer)
Includes:
Diligence checklist
Interview frameworks
Financial normalization logic
“What breaks when the owner leaves” mapping
Outcome:
You understand the business better than the seller does.
Phase 4 — Deal Structuring & Control (Weeks 15–18)
We work through:
Price vs terms optimization
Earn-outs, holdbacks, seller notes
Risk-weighted valuation logic
When to walk—even after LOI
Negotiation posture without being adversarial
Outcome:
You buy control, not just ownership.
Phase 5 — Transition & First 90 Days (Post-Close)
You get:
Owner transition plan
Staff stabilization strategy
Customer confidence plan
Process documentation roadmap
Tech & reporting cleanup
“CEO cadence” install
Outcome:
The business runs without you being the smartest person in the room.
🧩 DELIVERY MODEL
Primary Delivery
Bi-weekly 1:1 executive calls
Asynchronous deal review (documents, numbers, scenarios)
Real-time “should I walk?” decision support
Support Assets
Deal scorecards
Diligence templates
Interview scripts
Red flag libraries
First-90-day execution plan
This is operator-level advisory, not coaching theater.
💰 PRICING
Tier 1 — Advisory Access
$2,500 / month (3-month minimum)
Strategic guidance
Deal screening support
No document deep dives
Best for experienced operators.
Tier 2 — Acquisition Partner
$5,000 / month (4–6 months typical)
Hands-on deal review
Diligence participation
Structuring support
Transition planning
This is the sweet spot.
Tier 3 — Close-With-You
$10,000 / month + success fee
White-glove acquisition support
Deep diligence
Negotiation prep
Post-close execution oversight
For buyers who value speed and certainty.
🚫 WHAT THIS IS NOT
❌ Not business brokerage
❌ Not legal or accounting replacement
❌ Not “find me a business”
❌ Not passive investing
❌ Not a guarantee of closing
It is decision-quality thinking under pressure.